Darnay's Homonym Converter 1.0
 
A fun program for readers of Keith Darnay's Internet column and members of the Internet Explorer's Club

Enter a sentence or paragraph in the box below, then click the "Done" button.

A few notes:
1) Don't use dashes between words ("--") or in compound words ("top-heavy," "like-minded").
2) Write everything in a single paragraph -- don't put carriage returns or spaces between paragraphs.
Darnay's Homonym Converter 1.0 doesn't like that kind of stuff -- at least not in this version: